Instructions for Observing a Tradition

1.) Consider the origins of the tradition/its larger significance.

Traditions gain their power from what they symbolize, not just simple habit. For example, the tradition of fireworks displays on the 4^th of July has its roots in, like, war, probably. They remind us that we like seeing things explode, and this shared enthusiasm ties us together as Americans.

2.) Learn about your past, your shared heritage.

While taking care not to let it get in the way of enjoyment, this is a good opportunity to learn about people who are dead and things they might or might not have done. These facts(?) can help you understand who you’re supposed to be and what should be important to you.

3.) Remember, it’s not about spending money.

Traditions are not occasions for ostentatious celebrations of material wealth (except Christmas, probably). They are opportunities to strengthen communal bonds, and the most appropriate gifts you can bring are your good will and alcohol.

4.) Maintain respect.

More sober reflection. Even if the tradition is based on profound disrespect for others, pretend it isn’t. Try not to behave in an ethnic manner.

5.) Use the opportunity to embrace your emotions.

Worry about consequences another day.

6.) However big or small, traditions are always about connecting with others, so don’t isolate yourself.

Celebrate with others. And if you have a ‘personal tradition,’ that’s okay, but technically, it can’t be defined as a ‘tradition,’ so you have to find another name for it. It doesn’t matter what, call it anything you want, just not ‘tradition.’ The goal here is to be part of a community, whatever it takes.

7.) Finally, don’t forget to HAVE FUN~!