• _{“but you sure struggle to face the task at hand:}
  • _Late
  • _Off-target
  • _{Generally pissed off}

          _{Although, I guess I’d rather you take your frustrations out in your writing than in a 7-11 with a semi-automatic machine gun”   ̿’̿’\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿}

• _{“I think I do not have enough knowledge to read this.” ◉_◉}
  
• _{“This essay deepens your analysis without sacrificing any of your trademark wit.” ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ}
  
• _{“Tooo deeeeep. Cannot cope.” ರ_ರ}
  
• _{“I stopped reading the footnotes after a couple pages.” ┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴}
  
• _{“I recommend the work of Fredric Jameson, particularly The Political Unconscious. I really think it will allow you to deepen your thinking about these ideas.” ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ}
  
• _{“though the canny move here would be to link this to an authorial choice, rather than to characterize it (however accurately) as laziness or apathy on your part” [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]}
  
• _{“Remove the footnotes. They add nothing of substance.” ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O’RLY?}
  
• _{“I loved it. I would read a whole book of this, seriously.” ~(˘▾˘~)}
  
• _{“SEVERAL missing pieces of writing…Even a SLIGHT effort would have improved your grade!”     (´・ω・`)}
  
• _{“Approved by L*** I*****, 2/21/06” ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪}
  
• _{“This isn’t acceptable, I won’t publish this. You can write something new or take a zero for this project.” (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)}
  
• _{“You crack me up!” (▰˘◡˘▰)}
  
• _{“I trust this narrator. They come across as really perceptive, like they have a good bullshit detector, so I am willing to go along with whatever they’re telling me.” (^̮^)}
  
• _{“Looks like an ‘L’” ب_ب}
  
• _{“The footnotes really reminded me of David Foster Wallace. If you haven’t read “Consider the Lobster,” I think you’d really like it.” ¬_¬}
  
• _{“Though it doesn’t come together at the end in the way you obviously intend, it’s clear what you’re going for, and it is an interesting idea.” ٩◔̯◔۶}
  
• _{“Your refusal to take a stance is so uncompromising that it somehow starts to border on heroic.” Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ}
  
• _{“Re-do— see me” ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)}
  
• _{“Please use Times New Roman, or some other standard font.” 〆(・∀・＠)}
  
• _{“I don’t get it, but I think it’s because of me, not that the essay is bad.” ☼.☼}
  
• _{“The constant profanity adds nothing, and it’s not funny. This is very disappointing.” ಠ╭╮ಠ}
  
• _{“Include a title.” (☞ຈل͜ຈ)☞}
  
• _{“Actually, I like the footnotes. They’re not necessary, but they’re like little easter eggs for the reader. They really add to the experience.” ( ಠ ͜ʖರೃ)}
  
• _{“It’s all so much, it ends up being kind of disorienting. I want to connect with this, and there is so much interesting information about this weird, fascinating world, but there’s no way in for me. The sheer amount of information, and the lack of clarity about the narrator’s relationship to this world makes it impossible for me to gain a firm grasp.” （╯°□°）╯︵( .o.)}
  
• _{“I hesitate to say this, but, as I read the essay, one word kept popping into my head over and over: Asperger’s.” ಥ_ಥ}
  
  • _{“Yes.” ｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡}
    
  • _{“Exactly, I had that thought, too.” °Д°}
    
  • _{“Yeah, maybe not Asperger’s, but something similar.” ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ}
    
  • _{“Definitely on The Spectrum.” (/) (°,,°) (/)}
    
• _{“The footnotes, honestly, seem like they should just be essays of their own. They were often very interesting, but I kept wondering why I needed to know this information—why is it important to the essay I am actually reading?” (>ლ)}
  
• _{“I have these thoughts all the time, so I thought it was really cool that you actually wrote them down and owned them.” (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)}
  
• _{“So funny. I literally laughed out loud multiple times while reading this.” (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)}
  
• _{“On the other hand, your central Odysseus = Teen Wolf analogy is darn near irresistible.”  (ᵔᴥᵔ)}
  
• _{“It feels like I’m in someone else’s head, but not in a good way.” ¯\(°_o)/¯}
  
• _{“You’re a maximalist.” ☜(˚▽˚)☞}
• _{“A giant declarative mouth.” °Д°}